Save yourself seven bucks and all that waiting in line!!!
Just read this plot synopsis of the latest Star Wars movie,

Star Wars Episode VII:
The Empire's Offspring

Empress Leia turns to the Dark Side, becomes an evil tyrant, and begins a reign of terror.
An incestuous relationship between Leia and Luke produces a son, Mordred Skywalker.  Before the end of this episode, he will change his name to Mordred Vader.
Yoda tries to persuade the Skywalkers to turn away from the Dark Side.  He is warmly welcomed and then treacherously murdered.
Leia's evil scientist, Jabba the Nerd, replaces the operating systems of R2D2 and C3PO with Dark Side XP.  Thus programmed, they assist in the capture of Han Solo and Chewbacca.  Han and Chewy are sent to the Obi-Wan Kenobi Memorial Re-Education Camp to wait for the next sequel.
The final scene fades ominously on a grizzled Lando Calrissian scrubbing the royal toilets with his laser brush.  But is it really just a brush?

"Daddy was a schmuck."

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